Remember the fascination you had with FMyLife.com and how you found the best embarrassing stories of all time and never felt like you could compare.
Well there is a website for you. It's called, My Life Is Average (MLIA). Some of this stuff sounds like the sarcastic humor of Michael Cera and I couldn't stop laughing.
Today, I was talking to a friend and I tried using a slang word that I thought would be cool. My friend said 'what?'. I rephrased the statement without using the word. MLIA
Today, I was using a public restroom. I chose the handicapped stall. I'm not handicapped, I just like how roomy it is. MLIA.
Today, I had dinner at a friend's house. I ate a lot less than I usually do so that they wouldn't judge me. MLIA