One Friday night. Me sitting on the couch in between two friends, murdering like crazy with Gears of War. Cell phone vibrates in my pocket. Figuring its the girlfriend. I answer. Yet it wasn't. Just an ex on her way home after happy hour. Its an hour commute and she felt like catching up. What was to follow was a quick run down of my current life choices and her crazy dreams of making it one day. Awkward silence. Why did she call? Just wanted to talk and mock me for my taste in movies? No, let's be honest. Drunk dialing and drunk texting means only one thing girl...SEX.
"Drunk dialing is a pop-culture term denoting an instance in which an intoxicated individual places phone calls that he or she would not likely place if sober. The term often refers to a lonely individual calling former love interests."
Drunk Dialing -- Wikipedia
"There are two kinds of drunk dials: Those you remember and those don't. Perhaps the worst are the drunk calls you actually remember the next morning, the recollection of these conversations is that much more embarrassing."
When drunk, leave the phone alone -- The Maine Campus
The Drunken Phone Call